Sword Fight with… UR MOM.
lmao how fitting.
Married to… Voldemort
Well this fucking sucks.
Host a tv show with Wall-E. O_o
“Replace the human population with Santa Claus.”
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not fair! That dude is always hogging my bday!
I think I can live with switching places with Harry Potter, but I won’t be getting rid of that Elder Wand…
(Source: chibird)